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I called my bother a chicken tender and he said what you ganna do about it like wth
Chicken Jockey
CHICKEN JOCKEY
LISTEN. you fuckin idiots. your mama jokes or dada jokes or knock joke...theyre not funny, mother fucker. your jokes are all not funny. stop posting them. "OH wah, I'm a duck and I wish I were a chicken, whats wrong with me?" Shut the fuck up.
ethan whats the deal with that chicken nugget thing that sings cotton eye joe i dont get it
Im craving some chicken and chips
As the Great Cletus said,
βEggs donβt belong in a chickenβs eye, it belongs in their pee-poo-birth-hole.β
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what's the weirdest things that happened to you guys lately?
mine is there I was, chilling in the cafeteria, munching on my lunch when out of nowhere, the vice principal storms in wearing a chicken suit. No explanation, just strutting around and clucking.
I enjoy chicken nuggets.
But not when they are cold.
now onto taco's
soft homade taco's so we heat up the tortilla to a certain temp like it kinda cooks then we add either chicken or beef than add some seasoning to it u gotta put it on the stove and flip it over bro i be doing the tortilla with the brown spots ( specificly) gotta add onion , little cilantro for flavor , lettuce , tomato's , sour cream ( optional),
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
I mean obvi the egg came before the chicken yk being evolved from a T-rex but did the T-rex or the egg come first?
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63bc786db0eff9f8dfe513e3/
It's not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two, a number four, two number 9s And can you add a sausage, egg and cheese with hash browns on the side My boy Paulo want an orange juice But he said he don't want ice (No ice) Can I put some grape jelly in the bag that would be nice And I think I want some hotcakes can you make it 405 Can I add a chicken biscuit make sure that it's freshly fried And S⦠Read more
Kid: Mom guess what?
Mom: OMG what
Kid: Chicken Butt
Hey I got a riddle for yβall.
In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their familyβs fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over thβ¦ Read more
Note to self: Don't eat curry.
My stomach didn't like the spices in Tandoori chicken last night and I ended up throwing up at 11:30 last night. :/
hello im bored in my class so im on here idk y tho my teach is talking about chicken and eggs in a class about money im very confused
i like chickens