Chemistry jokes
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Why donβt scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldoβs PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost π». Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date π‘!
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!