Chemistry jokes

What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"

I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon.

I don't trust atoms.

They make up everything.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.