Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it wanted to be Argon.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him? Because krypton is "stable"
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
what do you call nitrogen in the day?- you call it day-trogen!
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
Somebody told me chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
i would tell you a chemistry pun but i wont get a reaction
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
Iβd tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I wonβt get a reaction :)
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up π³πππ
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
What is Ba+ 2Na? Ans. Banana.
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
