Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
i would tell you a chemistry pun but i wont get a reaction
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Atom
Electron
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
