Chemistry jokes
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
hg is cool.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."