hg is cool.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
