If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
