So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
Chemistry Jokes
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Atom
Electron
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
