Chemistry jokes
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Glue is sticky.
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Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.