Chemistry jokes
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
AP Chemistry.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
I make science puns, but only periodically.
Think like a proton and stay positive!
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.