What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
AP Chemistry.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
I make science puns, but only periodically.
Think like a proton and stay positive!
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
