Chemistry

Chemistry Jokes

Site

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

Teacher

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...

Bubble

Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?

He couldn’t find the right solution.

Crush

My mom is a chemistry teacher.

Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.

Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!

Atom

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Atom

Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.

Atom

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it wanted to be Argon.

Atom

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.