What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
