Chemistry jokes

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."

Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)

Which mineral is impolite?

Ironically.

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

Wanna hear a joke? Tin.

AP Chemistry.

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...

Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?

He couldn’t find the right solution.

Your mom's a lead, Poe.

I make science puns, but only periodically.

Think like a proton and stay positive!

Q: What did one atom say to the other?

A: I have my ion you.

My mom is a chemistry teacher.

Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.

Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!

Think like a proton--stay positive!

Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.