Chemistry

Chemistry jokes

I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...

My mom is a chemistry teacher.

Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.

Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!

Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.