Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
Chemistry Jokes
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
