Chemistry jokes

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!

How do you make antifreeze?

You steal her blanket.

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)

Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.

So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?

Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!

What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2

I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.

Never trust an atom; they make up everything.

What is Ba + 2Na?

Ans. Banana.

"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!

Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.

What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"

I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.