Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
