What’s cheese that’s not yours? NACHOCHEESE!!!!!!!!!
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. But it's only mild.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?
Cheesiest jokes
what do you call a Anorexic bitch with a yeast infection Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
Why the twin towers are mad
They ar like pepeporonie and cheese as a plane
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!
I want to be like pizza so i can get cut into 8 pieces
1.What do you call chesse that's no yours - Nacho Chesse 2. Knock Knock WHO's there ash ash who-ashOoO 3. How does the ocean say hello - he waves 4. Why can't elsa have a ballaon- Because she will let it go 5. What do you can your enemy- You dont call it at all
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage á ràpe?
Cuz the cheese got rapped
He jizzes canned cheese
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
i would tell you a joke about pizza but Its too cheesy
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
