Cheese jokes

What do you call a band made of cheese?

Grate That!

Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.

Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

I like CHEESE!

Cheese, gimme cheese!

(inspired by a friend)

What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?

A Topping.

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!

What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

I told my sister a Dairy joke.

She said it was cheesy.

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"

What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

The secrets of life.

Mac & Cheese.

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.