Cheese jokes

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Haloomi."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.

What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?

CHEESE-US!

How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!

Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."

First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."

She replies, "Really original."

Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."

She replies, "Ew, gross."

Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."

Winner dog 3.

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.

What does a polite mouse say?

"Cheese and thank you."

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."

Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."

So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"

The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"

The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"

Pizza Hut.

I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.

Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?

Plane pizza.

Michael Jackson is pure cheese.

I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Once upon a time, there was a crow with a piece of cheese in its mouth. Then a fox came, and when he saw the piece of cheese, he tried to trick the crow. He said that the crow's voice was beautiful, and then he said he wanted to hear him sing, so the crow started singing, and then the piece of cheese fell out of his mouth. He said never trust anyone, and then he walked away.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!