Cheese jokes
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.