Cheese jokes

I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.

Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.

Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Cheese, gimme cheese!

(inspired by a friend)

What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?

A Topping.

I like CHEESE!

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.

I told my sister a Dairy joke.

She said it was cheesy.

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.

It's not good without the cheese.

My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.

I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.