Cheese jokes
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.
His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
Cheesiest jokes.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Prostitutes remind me of chewese.