Urmom jokes

Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Urmom.

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.