Urmom jokes
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
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Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
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Ur mom fat lol.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.