Urmom jokes

Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Urmom.

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Ur mom fat lol.