Urmom jokes
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
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Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
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Ur mom fat lol.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.