A brain eats cheddar cheese
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Haloomi
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Slapped cheese on my white friend told him I like cheese on my crackers
want to hear a joke a bout milk.............. no it's to cheesey.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....
🧀:C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀:You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read
Pizza hut
wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed? People they ordered pepperoni pizza but they got plane.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it but I got a plan pizza
Why do Orphasn have not have cheese on their burgers,They don't have a dad to get milk
whati s a pup's favorite pizza puperoni