Cheese

Cheese Jokes

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....

🧀:C’mon tomato!

🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.

🧀:You’re a mile away.

🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read

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