Cheese jokes

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Haloomi."

What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?

Hard cheese! 🧀😂

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

Knock, knock.

Moon, give me cheese.

Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.

What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.

Kaas.

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

Cheese.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.

What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.

I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.

It's not good without the cheese.

I like CHEESE!

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!

What goes with chips?

Not your cheese.