If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
20 likes by just cheese.
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.
The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Pizza Hut.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
