Cheese jokes
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
He jizzes canned cheese.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Pizza Hut.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!