What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho chees- Okay I can't do this anymore.
What did the indian cheese say to the other cheese? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀
How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade curd.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Cheese gimme cheese
( inspired by a friend)
I like CHEESE!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just to cheesy.
What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
A brain eats cheddar cheese
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?- Wait, no. Its too CHEESY
I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Haloomi
My proctologist used to be a photographer, he took x-rays and told me to bend over and say cheese
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
