Cheese jokes

What is a pup's favorite pizza?

Pupperoni

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."

Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."

So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"

The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"

The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"

I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.

What's the best cheese in the world?

Dick cheese.

Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."

How does cheese rat cheese?

It cheeses.

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?

"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"

Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?

Never mind. It’s too cheesy!

Cheese, gimme cheese!

(inspired by a friend)

I like CHEESE!