Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor
Michael Jackson: Help doctor I've been shot. Doctor: I cant fix that but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
What did the other traffic cone say to the other? Look away in changing
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!