Chain Jokes

What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?

What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?

Panera bloodshed.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ice chains.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.

Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.

Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.

Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.

Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.

So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.

What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?

Panera Bread.

Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?

Sure, man. I. H. O. P.

Wait, you ate my pee!!!

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

We forge the chains we wear in life.

What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?

Panera Bread.

What store is the most public?

Publix!

Start a RATIO chain.

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.