Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
