Chain jokes

What store is the most public?

Publix!

Start a RATIO chain.

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?

dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!