You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
you guys know bereal be-real more like ce-real get it? bereal be-real = cereal ce-real
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What do orphans eat for breakfast
Daddy.o's
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
What’s a orphans favorite cereal.
Because it’s the only magical sting in his life
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal? Cause dad never brought home the milk...
why do orphan have water in cereal
bc mom was never around to produce milk
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? sSorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
y do people eat cereal for breakfast?
because why not.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Do you ever wonder why Orphans buy small cereal box's. Its because they can't get family size
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
Can you make me a bowl of cereal, oh wait you dad never came back with the milk
What goes Snap Crackle and Pop? A neck
