Cemetery jokes
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
Itβs sad but true π₯²
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: γDo You Wanna Play A Game On?γ "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: γWhat did you just say to your friend?γ The guy answers: γA game on, why?γ
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?
"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."
Look, it's the dead center of town!
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.