cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery
The tree left him hanging though
Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
I put the fun in funeral
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS: While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma
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why are orphans funerals so small? they have no loved ones
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month" , "month" got killed by a gay guy and after that "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" 's sitting next to "month" 's grave he heard a guy asks his friend : 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On ? 》 , "Nun" get angry and he asks that guy : 《 What did you just said to your friend ? 》 , the guy answers : 《 A game on , why ? 》
"Nun" kills the two guys .
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Look, it’s the dead center of town!
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
this isnt really a joke but true.. you picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
