Cemetery memes

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.

Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.

Mom: Shut up and keep digging.