a guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl he asked for her number and of course, she said no, he asked the bus driver for advice and he said that girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 pm and look for a statue of an angel so he dresses up as god goes to the grave and she sees him she says oh lord end my misery kill me now and he said only if you do something for me first she replied what is it oh mighty lord he said to have sex with me she agreed they had sex and when she was done sucking his dick he said I have something to tell you he took of his costume and said I'm the guy from the bus and she took off her costume I'm the bus driver. (does anyone remember this it's an old joke someone made or does no one remember this I didn't make this but it went smth like this)
Why is the graveyard so noisy...
Because of all the coffin :)
sometimes i get jealous when i see a gravestone
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
I put the fun in funeral
- cemeteries are so popular! People are like...dying to get there
A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... i forgot i was in the cemetery
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and hell must be crowded.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma
Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery
The tree left him hanging though
cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents
this isnt really a joke but true.. you picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
