Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
Cause Jokes
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
Why can’t a orphan play kick ball be cause the can’t hit the home plate
Just cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn’t shoot straight
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Why are orphans always at school. Cause they can’t be home schooled.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Dark…Humor :)
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me “what’s cracking?” The floorboards, you idiot. You’re causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what’s cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Why do orphans die so much? Cause MJ said " she got covid-19 "
there is a room of men jamal, david and afzul. “jamal is black”, “david is white” and “afzul is a pakistani” -who set of the bomb-
afzul its clearly him cause hes a pa…
The reason your dad never came back with the milk Is cause he ran 88 mph downhill
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot.💥
why can’t orphans play baseball cause they can’t find home
Why’d I cum all over your mummies panties? Cause she’s hot af. LOLOLOOLOLLOL
why did the nerd get scared of the emo cause the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging
why did the orphan like milk???cause their parents went to get milk and never came back