Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!