Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ðŸ¤
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why did Technoblade die?
Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip Cause they need a parent signature
