When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Our soon to be ex Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims He should fund proctologists too cause he'll likely need both after prison.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip Cause they need a parent signature
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee? Cause they don't know what a full house is :(
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why do orphans like spiderman. Cause they realy in joy far from home and no way home. Damm was he mad about spiderman homecoming
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
Why can't a orphan play kick ball be cause the can't hit the home plate
Just cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
