Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Dark..Humor :)
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Why do orphans die so much? Cause MJ said " she got covid-19 "
there is a room of men jamal, david and afzul. "jamal is black", "david is white" and "afzul is a pakistani" -who set of the bomb-
afzul its clearly him cause hes a pa...
The reason your dad never came back with the milk Is cause he ran 88 mph downhill
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot.💥
Why'd I cum all over your mummies panties? Cause she's hot af. LOLOLOOLOLLOL
why did the nerd get scared of the emo cause the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging
why did the orphan like milk???cause their parents went to get milk and never came back
Why cant orphans play baseball cause theres no home.
What is the diffrence between a apple tray and a orphan the apples get picked.
WHY CAN'T ORPHANS GO TO FAMILY DOLLAR , CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A FAMILY
why don't orphans play minecraft cause technoblade is on the platfrom
You see this guy's sense bahh If it was a cartoon It would be an avatar Cause why??
Anytime he needs it most It vanishes😹💔
Cheesus hates me yeah I know cause he's a real douchelord fictional character
So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls
why do orphans only have 354 days?
cause they are missing mothers and fathers day
What did the orphan do when he got punched? nothing cause his parents werent there! :)
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
