Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why did Technoblade die?
Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip Cause they need a parent signature
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee? Cause they don't know what a full house is :(
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
