Cause jokes
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!
Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!
Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!
Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.