Cause jokes
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏