Why is nasa so sus? Cause they wanted to see uranus
Why cant orphans be kidnapped? Cause most kidnappers use a family van
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, Cause I’m in your house every night doin your mo-om.
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Why is my anus burning? Cause I sat on an open lighter oh god help
Why was 6 afraid if 7? Cause 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9? Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
my mum said not to walk the streets cause i wont find home the next day i was an orphan
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Q: Why was the pilot sad? A: Cause he was bad at playing jenga 💀
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man: why cant an orphan use Verizon ? kid: why? man: cause they have a family plan kid: oh then i need to switch phone services then man: why kid: im a orphan man: laughs out loud thats tuff ( you can tell the joke shortentd by saying why cant an orphan use Verizon cause they have a family plan)
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Cause he was on thin ice.
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Why was your mom so into me?
Cause she was the man.
Why was the barber mad cause I gave him a buzzcut
YO MAMA SO F A T..
That when she used a jumprope.. Everytime she jumped caused a giant caticlism!
Me Friends-Evan-Did you do some dumb Sh_t-Me-Hell yeah-Evan-Did you get us both in trouble-Me Hell yeah-Evan-Will i still help you cause you are my best friend?-Both-F_CK YEAH
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
Why did the orphan kid was bad a school cause he wanted a phone call home
im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out
