Cause jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...