What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Royal rebel and push so back they ever marble say that drink pushback
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered him beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer” DAMN YOU PESSI
what does cinderella wear to the beach
glass slipers
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ugh ugh ugh
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks It's my fort knight
Like if you are in high school and miss school
What did cinderella leave at the ball
Her virginity
What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature
Me: *glares* get out of my castle ....
Mom: it's a pillow fort
Me: why cant i have an imagination!?
Mom: your almost 19 years old
Me: not good enough ... OUT!
If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S.. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to 'When You Wish Upon A Window', with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Why is cindrella white ..... Because she is superior
knight HAHAHAHA
