What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
