Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts
How do you cause an African Parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID? Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Whats the difference between a boy and girl,a boy always carry an average 5in do not enter cine.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to CAPTURE the RAP STAR
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunatley, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road."
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died
