Carry on

Carry on Jokes

Police Officer

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

Orphan

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Orphan

Why are orphans sad?

Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.

Mum

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

Son

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!