Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Care Jokes
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
