Care Jokes

orphan- I love abcdefu care taker- why, you dont have anyone to flip off

Why are orphans lucky? Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell there parents.

Why do orphans not care about sleep, because they have no one to wake up to

How to make a orphans hands hurt:make them clap their hands till their parent comes back

I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere and you have to take special care of the good ones.

You have to do this and my sister said well I don't care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.

are you an orphanage? why? because i wanna put my kids in you

Every one likes orphans but there parents

I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.

An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."

me: mom we made a cake bully: guess what? me: what? bully: nobody cares! me: yeah nobody cares about you.

Why do orphans love foster homes Because they actually have a home

why dont orphans care if they get in trouble, cant call their parents

Foxy the fox the was a careless fox she didn't care about her friend Froggy Froggy was a careful frog One day froggy dicided to teach the fox a lesson Foxy was in her bed sleeping When froggy made her room an entire mess She got up and then the mother berated her up for not cleaning her room From now she is a careful fox

Be careful around fire plastic melts

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

If you have a bad day just think there all at least 15 people who care about you

A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.” “I still don’t get it,” responded Little Johnny. “Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad. “Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny and went off to bed.

In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, “OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!”