Care jokes
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Like this if you are in foster care.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...