Care jokes
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Like this if you are in foster care.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!