Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Care Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
I want to be loved.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
