Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
Why do orphans love foster homes Because they actually have a home
why dont orphans care if they get in trouble, cant call their parents
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.
Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.
Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
