Parents are like food not all kids get them
What's the difference between a prisoner and a orphan One is loved
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What are orphans least favorite movie
The promised never land
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Everyone punch orphans what are they gonna do tell their parents?
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Like this if you are in foster care.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
