Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped? While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.*
P.S If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
like this if you are in foster care
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
why does an orphan go to church ? so they call someone father and be loved
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
For Sale. Wheel chair. One careful owner. No longer needed.
Doctor : I can't treat you ORPHAN: WHy! Doctor :I'm a family Doctor
RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER THE REASON WHY WOMEN ARE NOT BELIEVED IN RAPE IS BECAUSE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHITBIRDS WITH NO FUTURE WHO WILL BECOME DRUNKARDS AND DRUG DEALERS WHO GO BROKE AND LIVE ON THE STREET GETTING HIT BY A FUCKING CARE FUCK ALL OF YOU SADITS WHO THINK THIS KIND OF SHIT IS FUNNY WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE OR GET HIT BY CAR AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING SICKOS DIE a STOP RAPE STOP RAPPE STOP RAPIBG INNOCENT CHILDREN AND WOMEN AND MEN I AM DONE WITH RAPE I AM DONE WITH IT!
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like 'ankle biters', 'rug rats' and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, 'carpet muncher' doesn't mean what I thought it does.
Why can't an orphan have an Ipad?
They can't find the home button.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Opinions are like orgasms.the only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this this is Dave from the Orphanage, you make em we take em, how may I be of service?
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop 🍕
I love orphans so atleast they know someone loves them
