Card Game jokes

What is a photographer's favorite card game?

SNAP!

Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.

Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?

They’re a bunch of cheetahs!

Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?

Because he was playing with a cheetah!

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.

An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.

The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.

The man asks, "Is it your first time?"

The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.