Shuffle jokes
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.
The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.
The man asks, "Is it your first time?"
The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
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What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
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My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.