Shuffle jokes
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.
The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.
The man asks, "Is it your first time?"
The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.