Shuffle jokes

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.

The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.

The man asks, "Is it your first time?"

The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.