Shuffle jokes
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.
The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.
The man asks, "Is it your first time?"
The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"