Cant jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
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Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
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Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.