Cant jokes
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.