Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.