Cant jokes
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.