Cant jokes
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"