Cant jokes
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
ohio lol
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.