Cant jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
ohio lol
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.