Cant jokes
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.