Cant jokes

Why can't an orphan be a criminal?

Because they aren't wanted.

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Why can you hit orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.

Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

Why don't dwarfs have cars?

Because they can't get in the door.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.

Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.