Cant jokes
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
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Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.