Cant jokes
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Good being
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.