Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.