Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.