Cant jokes
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.