Cant jokes
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.