Cant jokes
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.
Demon: Why you sad?
Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?
Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.
Guy: Really? Nice.
Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.
Guy: OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?
Demon: No, you're not a ghost.
Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?
Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?
Demon: Yup.
Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?
Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."