Cant jokes
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!