Cant jokes
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
You can't give an orphan homework.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!