Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.