Cant jokes
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
BAHAHAHAHAH
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.