Cant jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."

Why do orphans hate playing baseball?

'Cause they can't get a home run.

I asked the gym instructor,

"Can you teach me to do the splits?"

"How flexible are you?" he asked.

"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."

Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Why can orphans not get married?

They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!

So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*

Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Because their focus is way off.

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.