Cant jokes
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
NO PAPERS CAN CHANGE MY FUTURE!
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.