Cant jokes

I can't see the bee.

It's by the beehive.

(True story)

One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."

Why can’t orphans have a house pet?

Because its parents have it to itself.

You: I want my mama.

Me: Soz, you can't even get one.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it could not find home.

Why can't I talk in the dark?

Because I'm anonymous.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their way home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't go home.

What has legs but can't walk?

Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))

Me: MOM, I'm tired.

Mom: Take a nap.

Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.

Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.

Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.

What's long, yellow, and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why can't Jordan moan?

Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.

Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.

One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"

The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't make it a home run.

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

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