Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!" The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩