Cant jokes
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-
I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.