Cant jokes
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
on god
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Woman can't drive.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*