Cant jokes
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Woman can't drive.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.