Cant jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can never find home.

I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."

Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.

Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.

You can't give an orphan homework.

Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?

Because they can't make it to home.

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Diana can't stop either.

Why can't orphans be gay?

'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can never get a home run.

A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"