Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.