Cant jokes
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.