Cant jokes
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.