Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
I know
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
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