Cant jokes
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.