Cant jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."