Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.