Cant jokes
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!