Cant jokes

Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?

They cannot run home.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their parents.

What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.

What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?

A rapscallion without the rap.

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?

A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?

"UNBLINGABLE"

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.

Get it?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't run home.

Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.

Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.

Stairs.

Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.

Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.