Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."