Cant jokes
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Cant even nap in Ohio
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.