Cant jokes
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.