Cant jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Cant even nap in Ohio
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.