Cant jokes
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.