Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.