Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
BRO I CANT-
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.