Cant jokes
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.