Cant jokes
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."