Cant jokes
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.