Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.