Cant jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."