Cant jokes

Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.

Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?

Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.

Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to go to.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.

What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."

Why can't England play chess?

Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.