Cant jokes
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
I sit because I can't stand you.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.