Cant jokes
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.