Cant jokes

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can’t hit a home run.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t hit home runs.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

Why can't orphans play cricket?

Because they can't find home.

Why can't the orphan run past third base?

'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."

Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

I sit because I can't stand you.

Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?

They'll say "yea."

Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."

I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.

Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.