Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
I can't think of any jokes.