Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
I can't think of any jokes.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.