Cant jokes
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I can't think of any jokes.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.