Cant jokes
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.