Cant jokes
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!