Cant jokes
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?