Cant jokes
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.