Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I can't think of any jokes.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.