Cant jokes
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.