Cant jokes
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!