Cant jokes
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.