Cant jokes
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.