Cant jokes
Why can't people understand these jokes?
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.