Cant jokes
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.